A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza:
Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza
and came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just bread!
Domino's: We're sorry to hear about this!
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down.
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CEO's speech
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
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