Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan:
- It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.
- Yeah, Satan replies. All the more for me!
God replies:
- You better send them up here immediately.
Satan says:
- No way. I'm keeping them.
- Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you.
Satan laughs uproariously:
- Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?