A guy arrives at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter welcomes him and gives him a tour of the main building. One of the room is filled with clocks. St. Peter explains: "These clocks keep track of every lie someone deceased or still alive has ever made. For example, this is Mother Teresa's clock. The time is exactly midnight 0 minutes 3 seconds, which means she has lied three times in her life. Bill Cosby's clock just went forward a second, which means he just lied." After some looking around, the guy says: "with all that's coming out recently, I was curious as to see how many lies Bill O'Reilly has said, but I can't seem to find his clock. Do you know where it is?" To which St. Peter replies: "Oh, Jesus brought that one to his office. He uses it as a fan."